HaHa, the chinese xiao hua…

January 12, 2008

故事1

一天,老师走进课堂,学生们一齐起立喊:“老师早上好!”
老师愤愤地说:“為什麼只叫早上好?那我下午呢?难道就不好了吗?
于是学生们又一齐喊:“老师下午好!”
老师又愤愤地说:“那我晚上呢?”
学生们又一齐喊:”老师晚上也好!”
老师点点头说道:“这样才行,现在重新喊一遍!”
学生们一起喊:“老师早上好,下午好,晚上又好!”
老师说道:“坐下!今天我们要复习反义词,我们这样练习,我说一句,你们大声说出
反义词,现在开始。”
老师:“今天天气很好。”
学生:“今天天气很坏。”
老师:“到处阳光明媚。”
学生:“到处阴云密布。”
老师:“马路上人山人海。”
学生:“马路上空无一人。”
老师:“年轻。”
学生:“年老。”
老师:“站立。”
学生:“躺住。”
老师:“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生:“有个老年人躺倒在路上。”
老师:“我拾到一块钱。”
学生:“我丢了一块钱。”
老师:“我捡到一块钱,去交给老师。”
学生:“我丢了一块钱,去偷老师的。”
老师:“错误,不能这麼说!”
学生:“正确,应该这麼说!”
老师:“错误。”
学生:“正确。”
老师:“这不行,这是违法行為。”
学生:“这可以,这是合法行為。”
老师:“我说错误。”
学生:“我们说正确。”
老师:“听老师的,老师说的才是正确。”
学生:“听我们的,老师说的都是错误。”
老师:“你们愚蠢。”
学生:“我们聪明。”
老师:“停止。”
学生:“继续。”
老师:“你们现在停止,别说了!”
学生:“我们现在继续,还要说!”
老师:“你们这些蠢猪,我说停止!”
学生:“我们都是天才,我们说继续!”
老师:“你们听老师的!”
学生:“老师听我们的!”
老师:“学生都得听老师的!”
学生:“老师都得听学生的!”
老师:“现在你们停止练习!”
学生:“现在我们继续练习!”
老师:“你们没完没了了吗?”
学生:“我们有始有终呀!”
老师:“那你们就停止,蠢材!”
学生:“那我们该继续!天才!”
 
故事2

就在华文课时,老师说:“平旦!人生自古谁无死?你来接下一句。”
平旦站起来从容不迫地回答:“人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸?”
下学期后,便再没有平旦的踪影了。

就在隔年,平旦又跟一位新华文老师碰面了。
上课的时候,老师又问起了平旦:“有句诗道,人生自古谁无死,你来接下句。”
这回,平旦缓缓地说道:“人生自古谁无屎,谁能大便不用纸?尚若不用卫生纸,除非
你是用手指。”

老师听完后,非常火大!
但是又不能表现出来,只有冷冷地叫平旦罚站。
接著,老师见到教室外落下大雪,于是感概地说:
“上天下雪不下雨,
雪到地上变成雨,
变成雨时多麻烦,
為何当初不下雨?”

话未说完,罚站的平旦又感概地回复老师:
“有人吃饭不食屎,
饭到肚里变成屎,
变成屎时多麻烦,
為何当初不吃屎?”

老师生气极了!
于是叫平旦来一个随堂测验,题目只有一题。会答100分,不会则0分。
题目是:数字。

虽然平旦一点準备也没有,但是,却立即的回答了老师的题目。
平旦念出了这首诗:
“一看试卷
两眼无神
三思不懈
四肢无力
五脏俱焚
六神无主
七孔生烟
八面受敌
九死一生
十分痛苦
百事可乐
千真万确
万事如意
亿万财富
恭喜发财”

老师听了之后当场吐血而死……
送入青山,从此不再教书。

My Dad’s birthday 25/12/07

December 29, 2007

24/12/07, we celebratemy dads birthday at 12:00. Mum buys a cake for dad, but we din’t give dad birthday presents…i let u all to see the birthday cake…gfyjgfk

                 haha, the birthday cake…

 jhgbhk

haha dunno wat tittle so ahh, thanks to see my blog

🙂

NIKE, ADIDAS, NIKE

December 24, 2007

My brother love NIKE very much, he wish he has a NIKE T-SHIRT or NIKE SHOES…… One day, my father went to Vietnam buy a NIKE T-SHIRT for my brother, my brother is very HAPPY! i say from my heart:” ah ya,  is  only  a NIKE  T-SHIRT…why  so happy?” My dad also got buy a NIKE pants and Adidas T-SHIRT… so good la…no problem, cause my brother wish he got…the wish come true………………………………………………..:)

           

December 23, 2007

I Flying Without Wings

World of our own

You Raise Me Up

haha nice song in westlife, i just put three song.. haha pls don’t mad on me hehe

Windows XP/ Windows VISTA

December 23, 2007

You know why i want to type this tittle? Cause my computer is half XP and half VISTA. The taskbar is not like vista, so we set media center style….it is very beutiful, but juz like XP…haha. First, i go to http://www.softpedia.com , then i go to search vista theme…..i install lo……..my brother install a software called DESKTOP 3D, that software is a virus software….so we open “Wei Fan’s” account then delete the virus…..phew… the virus has gone. If we don’t have another user account or you lock your Guest user account…………………………………..Die lo…haha 🙂 .’)

The Roundtable…

December 23, 2007

Last time, my mother din’t come back home 3 days cause mom go to the roundtable study. my cousin’s mom also went to the roundtable….at the last day my mom at the roundtable, my cousin and I went to roundtable. My dad and my Cousin’s dad go inside the roundtable’s room, so me, my brother and my cousins walk around the Roundtable’s garden……wait…………2 hours………everyone came out from the roundtable’s room, then i go inside the room….i saw Yuet Huan, Yuet Shuang

and their parents….then we went for supper, after that we go back home and sleep.

HSM2 every SONG!!!!!!!

December 23, 2007

All For One

Everyday

Bet On It

I GTG My Own WAy

HumaHuma

You Are The Music In Me 

I Don’t Dance

YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME 2

Work This Out

Fabulous

What time is it

thanks for listen!!:D 🙂 .’)

Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

December 23, 2007

I am so happy, cause Christmas is COMING!!! My fatheris birthday is on Christmas day, so i also happy about that haha! Yesterday i went to my neighbor’s house to celebrates Christmas, we also go there to eat dinner. My neighbor’s house is very beutiful, and inside got a Christmas tree! I also took some Christmas cookies. At last, we go back home, is very early so we play COMPUTER….at 12:30, we went to bed……………………………………..sleep zzzzzzzz

Merry chistmas everyone!!

My New Blog (wordpress)

December 23, 2007

Yesterday, my brother help me to make a new blog “WordPress”, i love it very much !!hehe….

cause my cousin also use WordPress, my brother…..you can see my brother and my cousin’s blog URL is http://shinichiisfan.wordpress.com and my cousin’s http://ember.stafa.us all are WordPress la. This is my first blog….you all also know….remember to give comments ok? .’)

Hello world!

December 22, 2007

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first posting. Edit or delete it and start blogging!